If you’re in a relationship and you need to spice it up, it’s always a good move to take sexual advantage over a season’s novelties. In the spirit of crackling wood by the fire and hot elf costumes, I came up with some role playing fantasies and activities that could serve as gifts or just a great opportunity to have some fun! Here comes Santa Clause, Here Comes Santa Clause…dressed up in your living room, sitting on the recliner waiting to hear your Christmas desires.

And you run down your list and he stops you and says, “whoa whoa slow down there Rudolf. You were a bad girl this year.” So now you think it might be a good idea to change Santa’s mind. Believe me. Santa’s gift list isn’t set in stone, but what you’re sitting on is starting to feel like it is. Having last minute trouble finding stocking stuffers? Hey! Don’t forget about adult stores and sex toys. You know those gifts that you want to open and play with immediately?

A priceless look on your face is guaranteed when you pull a Rabbit out of your stocking. After you put the kids to bed, it’s milk and cookies time for you and daddy Santa. Feed Santa his cookies. Let him feed you. Let go and get into it. Give Santa his first gift. Take him right there by the fireplace. Just don’t wake the kids. If your single (or swingers), throwing a sex themed Christmas party might not be a bad idea! And what hotter Christmas costume than the elf?!?

Your boyfriend, some random guy you just met. It doesn’t matter; it’s Christmas. Spread that Holiday love wherever you go! Santa gets bold this year. He wakes you up before the kids get up. “It’s time for gifts dear”. You wonder what the hell is going on and if he is serious about taking you downstairs to the tree to exchange gifts. But that’s not what happens. No no. Santa’s looking to give you more than what you can think of; he’s going to re-write your Christmas list this year.